So happy to see URNA again!

Oh Wait, First Thing: Feeling the need to crash a chat party? Before you do, please scroll down to BIG HINT below!

Successful, happy male, love my life as a pretty typical guy, (You know - tools, toys, bbq, building stuff; great fam, friends, job). It's 93.7% of my life. But Callie wants face time too! And look at her- could you resist? Me neither! Though I don't wanna BE a female, I sure enjoy that other 6.3% of the time. And so I love to femme-up when I can. Even panties/thigh-highs/shaved skin under guy-pants sends me into orbit! CDing = escape+stress-relief+v.sensual turn-on! Cool S/O aware but non-participant. Though I grab an hour now & then while home, I usually only indulge more fully when on frequent biz trips, often to Hudson Valley, NYC, CNY, or PA areas.

Passable? Beauty's in the eye of the beer-holder, so you're the judge. Most face pics are from makeovers w/Uber-Talent Jamie Austin. Bullwinkle could pass w/a wave of HIS contour brush! Life-changing stuff! Sadly, though, Jamie has moved on to that big vanity table in the sky, and now I am actively seeking a replacement, which is a big ask! I do have all of the spackle, trowels, brushes, rollers, wigs, thingamajigs & tutorials, etc. Hey, anyone want to learn together using each other as our canvases?

Having those fun fab makeovers lent me a surplus of courage and occasionally swept me out the door into a fascinating world of meeting like individuals, on-line friends & hangers-on at T-Girl parties & events. Wow! To say that hilarity often ensued would be an understatement. But I never really found that rarest unicorn: Wing-Girl.

So I'm still looking for a playmate to explore this fascinating alt universe. Ideally, like me, a shape-shifter. Dirt bikes and girl watching? Or should we be the girls today? Both? So, well, a best bud & accomplice. To talk (about everything - can't do that with anyone now), dress, do makeup & hair, straighten seams, zip each other up. Go out & tease boys? Perhaps, well, maybe, just stay in. And swap, umm, lipstick? OK, OK- maybe a bud-with-benefits.

Pesky particulars: I'm 5-7, fit, slim, all shaved smooth below eyebrows, bi-curious, well scrubbed, N/S, D-D free, & seeking similar.

This amazing community has a WIDE variety, from (as they say) hairy-panty-wearers to full-blown full-timers. Some even rearrange their bumps & plumbing! Cool that there is a place for everyone here. Me? I'm drawn to someone more like me in outlook, situation and somatotype than otherwise. Hope you find what you seek, too!

BIG HINT: If you're in a breathless rush (minimal profile info &/or no real photos therein), please don't PM, OK? Also, it gets overwhelming in chat sometimes, and an intro prior to PM'ing is the polite thing to do. You are an adult, right? Oh, what's that? Pics of your shortcomings? Really? Obviously Mama had better things to do than raise you right. If I need to address this, just go to your room. Now.

BIG HINT 2: There's a rare, substantive, no-obligation peek into the real me in this profile. You choose your own effort level; if wildly different than my approach, an expectation that our paths will converge here (in a mutually-fun way) probably isn't realistic. In an attempt to reach those who just ignore hints: If you feel that you are exempt from another's rules, please continue the mosey. Surprisingly, on this matter I often have my patience tested. And I'm still negative.

Still here? Once again, not optional: URNA Profile, interestingly written, w/photos; IQ, Good Humor (not the ice cream), Kevlar Vest. Excuses? Please see BIG HINTS.

Kiss - Callie